**WARNING- THIS IS NOT FULL OF SARCASM! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE BOLD AND ENLARGED NUMBERS**
1 (am) more night and you might start going crazy!! How much more can you take?!2 (am) Eyes looking like blood shot right threw them... 3(am) "Kill me now" books you've read trying to make yourself bored and tired. How did that work out for you? 4(am) Times watching the same episode... three times... tonight. 5(am) Long... very long... nights, that you probably just realized was the fifth night you've been up. Now that you've realized that, you're probably ever so slightly aggravated that I pointed out that it's been five nights since you've slept and you're probably getting large bags under your eyes (: oopsie! Did I say that?! 6(am) Hours into the night and the tummy starts to have a few words to say.. Sounds like it's getting a weeeee bit mad... just an observation of course. How about this, Lets go out for food so I can call you out on more things(: (remember tired, happy, sarcastic people are slightly grumpy going on 5 days no sleep talk like this.. I'm sure you understand) What do you think? McDonalds? Taco Bell? Burger King? Oh I know, Olive Garden!! 7(am) levels above the ecstatic and happiness cloud!!! (of course this isn't sarcasm at all) 8:15 (am) somehow equals the same amount of hours not slept in five days... (check the math)
By this time... it's time to just get up and get on with the day.. Face it. By this time, your not sleeping... unless of course your omniscient. But if you were omniscient, you'd know everything.. and if you knew everything... well, you would've known how to make yourself go to sleep. Hate to tell you this... buttttttt.... you're clearly not as "all knowing" as you thought you were (: (oops did I call you out again!?!? silly me...)
Congratulations you've officially made it threw your 5th Insomniac night!!... and you're probably very frustrated with me (:
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